Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 08, 2003

Stewie'd

searching an innocent word in google images and finding porn.

i searched "ink blot" and got stewie'd.

by Jimmi April 07, 2005

zing

The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:

-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

GUI

Slang term used for anything to do with semen in the realm of computer users. The term is generally pronounced "gooey"

Teacher: "Ok, so I'm teach you guys how to make a GUI screen."

Student: "Oh I make gooey screens all the time."

Teacher: "Oh great, then you can show the class how to- aaawwwww. We don't need to hear that..."

by Jimmi June 06, 2005