I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.
by JimboJones October 02, 2013
by Jimbojones November 15, 2023
Man, last night at the ice cream social, I was dry humping this chick so hard my fly pisked me. Blood was everywhere. Super hot.
by JimboJones October 13, 2016