Definitions by Jim Schwartz

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

charmin touch by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

menstruating clown 

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

menstruating clown by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005