Definitions by Jim Mij

J the F K 

Just the fuck kidding.

Also, a bad ass way to describe the second greatest president ever (second to only the most bad ass president ever, Andrew Jackson.)

Sterling- "Stuart, I want to come out of the closet to you."
Stuart- "Golly. That'd be swell."
Sterling- "J the F K, you homo fag. Get a life.

J the F K by Jim Mij August 6, 2011

Soot gremlin 

One of the mythical creatures found in the Japanese movie Totoro.

Can also be used as a slang term referring to black people in general.

Man 1: Who got picked first in the NFL draft tonight?
Man 2: You haven't heard? It was Cam Newton.
Man 1: Ohhhhh! He's the King of the soot gremlins. Good for him.

Soot gremlin by Jim Mij May 21, 2011