Definitions by Jim Koury

Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

Alabama Martini by Jim Koury October 25, 2006

burping the chair 

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

burping the chair by Jim Koury October 22, 2006