Sahara submarine

The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.

"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

scratch

Tattoos, especially old school prison tats.

Holmes, did you see the "Folsom Prison scratch" on that old biker? It was the shit!

by Jim Inman August 24, 2006

Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

man bitch

A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.

I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Remulap

Home planet of the Cone Heads from "Satuyrday Nite Live".

We're from the planet Remulap, er a actually, we're from France.

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

box lunch

A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.

I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006