Definitions by Jim Crickett

Obamulate 

To delay an important decision while determining which choice generates the least liability to your personal reputation.

Did the president obamulate during the election crisis in Iran when he ultimately decided to do nothing?

Obamulate by Jim Crickett April 10, 2011

football tits 

Gloriously full female breasts that when viewed in the nude are smaller at their point of attachment on the woman's chest than at their fullest point, making them somewhat football shaped. Football tits is not a derogatory term.

When sandra shucked off her bra to go skinny dipping, all the guys marveled at her huge football tits.

football tits by Jim Crickett April 10, 2011