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Definitions by Jim’ll fist it

Seagulling 

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
Seagulling by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Houdini bag wank 

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.