Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 09, 2008

YouTubal Ligation

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

by Jill A. February 09, 2008

Potluck

Having a friend that is unnaturally blown up on weed ALL THE TIME, I say he's having a potluck when he goes out to his truck and comes back in with marijuana he found but forgot he had.

"Doggg!"
"Yeah?"
"Duuude!"
"Yeeeeah?"
"Maaan, I went out to my car for a lighter and I found some purple!"
"Yup, that's a potluck for ya."

by Jill A. January 30, 2009