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The Devil’s Handshake

This is an mmf threesome position. At some point during a spit roast, the two men make full eye contact, shake hands and profess their brotherly love.

Steve, I really appreciate the devil’s handshake we shared with your wife.

by JesusJones March 29, 2026

Missalitis

1. when your teacher suffers from incompetency.
(derived from the ancient drummer once kicked out of Billy Idol's band only to become a horrible, horrible teacher.)

Kid1: Man my teacher sucks!

Kid2: She must be suffering from Missalitis!

by jesusjones June 17, 2009