Definitions by Jesus loves O-town

Oblivtherate 

The act, by an instructor, of destroying their pupils’ brains by overloading them with too much information at once.

Bro, that instructor oblivtherated me. I didn’t retain anything he said the last three hours.

Oblivtherate by Jesus loves O-town January 25, 2024

Lost Car Syndrome 

A condition where the owner of a vehicle allows an acquaintance (usually the other half of a drug-fueled one-night stand) to drive their vehicle, but stops answering text messages. The owner then reports the car stolen in an attempt to find their car, but conveniently omits the embarrassing details when talking to the police.

So I met this chick at the casino last night and we smoked a ton of meth. I borrowed her car for ten minutes when she got Lost Car Syndrome and reported it stolen.

Lost Car Syndrome by Jesus loves O-town June 12, 2022