Definitions by Jesus Rox!

swooger

The inevitable slimy booger that rests on the curl of your upper lip unknowingly while swimming.

Dude, wipe off that massive swooger before you get back in my pool!

swooger by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

post-suds by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014