3 definitions by Jesus Has No Balls
Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.
Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
by Jesus Has No Balls January 1, 2017
The crazy actions and crazy words that Donald Trump says on a daily basis that gets him into trouble
by Jesus Has No Balls October 30, 2016
Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle
Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild
Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild
by Jesus Has No Balls September 2, 2015