Jesus H. Christ's definitions

Moondapple

A kid whom gets prank called a lot. Moondapple likes to threaten, but is usually to stoned/lazy to do anything.

Pranker: Moondapple listen to my, shut the fuck up.
Moondapple: I'll fucking kick your ass.
Pranker: Moondapple, listen to me, I'll cut your tounge out.

by Jesus H. Christ July 6, 2004

homeless drew

Charming but dangerous species of stoner. Goes through jobs like most people go through socks. Will sleep on couches, in the backseats of cars, in people's closets, and has been know to write epic poetry about weed. Can be recognized by his rank odor and black t shirt.

I went to Denny's and had to pay for Homeless Drew. Goddamn his poor ass.

by jesus h. christ March 25, 2005

lauch

To make an agonizing expression, similar to a grimace, while having sex or masturbating profusely.

Sally lauched unexpectedly while John boned her.

by Jesus H. Christ March 10, 2005