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futureepsilon 

A small YouTuber who only makes videos to entertain other people. His videos are definitely not family friendly
Person 1: Hey, do you know who FutureEpsilon is?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah, me neither. Just heard some random guy talking about him. He sounds like an idiot

Fortnite 

Child: Hey man, why are you playing Minecraft? It sucks. Play Fortnite instead
An actually intelligent person: Sorry, you autistic child, but I don't wanna get cancer