Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”

I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.

by Jesus Crust May 23, 2018

banger management

when a girl is so hot that it upsets and angers you that you can't get with her.

John: You did you see Stacy's moms ass?
Peter: Yeah. BANG BANG BANG
John: I wish. (sigh)
Peter: Sounds like you got some banger management to work out.

by Jesus Crust December 13, 2010