Jesus Christ's definitions

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018