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Definitions by Jesus Christ

make a wish 

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"
as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish
make a wish by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003
unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch
Dont be such a dorkass!
dorkass by jesus christ September 25, 2003

asscrunchie

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!
asscrunchie by jesus christ September 25, 2003

mo fucka 

mother fucker but slanglike snoopdoggggggggg
mo fucka by jesus christ June 29, 2003

War Monkey 

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!
War Monkey by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003

Jubb Jubb 

another term used for a person who inserts hot dogs into dead dogs bodies via penis. Gets off on bloody masterbation.
Jubb jubbs were exterminated by womens rights movements.
Jubb Jubb by jesus christ May 22, 2003