Jesus Christ's definitions

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

Haze-

HardOCP's #1 Ass pounding fairy

Haze- gave me the rusty trombone last night!

by Jesus Christ July 22, 2003

mo fucka

mother fucker but slanglike snoopdoggggggggg

that bitch be a mo fucker

by jesus christ June 29, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003

Jubb Jubb

another term used for a person who inserts hot dogs into dead dogs bodies via penis. Gets off on bloody masterbation.

Jubb jubbs were exterminated by womens rights movements.

by jesus christ May 22, 2003