Timothy

Absolute unit, alpha male who definitely isn't a virgin. A man whose cock cannot be measured by modern science.
Totally rich and doesn't eat ramen for 50% of his meals, because he only eats pussy. A Timothy for sure 100% doesn't have a crippling opiate addiction. The kind of hard dude that makes dudes hard around him.
Timothy is so cool bro I bet he isn't a virgin.

Timothy has never committed felonies and he graduated high school.

I want to be like timothy when I grow up mom, that guy FUCKS.
by Jesus C. Christ May 15, 2022
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Retard Pancake

When 12 or more men diagnosed with Down Syndrome work out in the sun, and or a hot room untill extremely sweaty. Then proceed to perform oral and anal sexual acts on one another. While a group of scientists observe and take notes.
- Hey Tommy, did you see that epic retard pancake in the walgreens parking lot last night? It looked so good i almost joined.

- It smells like a retard pancake in that bathroom!

- 5 days of the week I go down the special education hallway and catch them retard pancaking and it smells like a dead body in a restroom where someone shit in a toilet for a decade without flushing.
by Jesus C. Christ May 15, 2022
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