Definitions by Jesus's butthole

jelifanté

The scientific term for ejaculating in ones left nostril

Dominic greeted Mario with great jelifanté

jelifanté by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015

Polish meatloaf 

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

Polish meatloaf by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015