Definitions by Jersey Jon

Vanced

Verb

To show up where you’re not wanted and make everything dramatically worse.

“Viktor Orbán lost in a landslide because he got vanced.”

Vanced by Jersey Jon April 14, 2026

Grandpa tripper 

Another name for wheelstops, tire stops, parking bumpers, parking stops, and dead men.

Keep an eye out for grandpa trippers if you walk through a parking lot.

Grandpa tripper by Jersey Jon May 18, 2021