crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.

Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

pencil face

Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.

Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.

Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!

by Jerrika12 May 02, 2015

crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.

Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016