Jerrika12's definitions

Cuntweb

A cobweb in one's vagina.

Yo man, that milf over there hasn't seen much action. Probably has some cuntwebs if you ask me.

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.

Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

binghead

Someone who uses Bing as their search engine always, instead of something like Google. Usually elderly, young kids, or adults who pretend to know it all about computers.

Use Google, Google god dammit, you freaking binghead!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Urban Dickface

Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.

Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.

Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015