binghead

Someone who uses Bing as their search engine always, instead of something like Google. Usually elderly, young kids, or adults who pretend to know it all about computers.

Use Google, Google god dammit, you freaking binghead!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

pencil face

Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.

Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.

Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!

by Jerrika12 May 02, 2015

crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.

Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016