Definitions by Jerk of Iron

Down Periscope 

Erection recession.

"O man Emily's smokin tonight, I'm chubbing up. Wait... here comes Martha. Down periscope."

Down Periscope by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Coonskin Carp 

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

Coonskin Carp by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Dankellied 

verb; past tense
To be victim of malicious intent that is completely futile in all but the intenders mind. Usually instigated by misunderstanding, impotent endeavor, or pure unadulterated petulance.

Can also manifest in tandem with phobia and/or conspiracy.

"I really got him, did you see his face? He must be so mad!"
"Nah man, he don't give a shit, you just Dankellied 'em."

Dankellied by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Crab's Cunt 

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

Crab's Cunt by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021