Jeremy linn's definitions

kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)

Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.

by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024

Chainsaw

The act of violently giving someone a wedgie with their own testicles/ballsack instead of their underwear. This is done quickly and violently to resemble that of a chainsaw being revved. The act can be used as a noun and a verb in past and present tense.

(N.) Did you see Terrence give the freshman a chainsaw?
(V.) I’m chainsawing the next person that messes with my locker.

by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024