Definitions by Jeremy Hubert

lertify 

Notify with a strong sense of urgency. A derivative of the words alert and notify

Also can be used in past tense as lertified

Present tense:
"OMG there is a fire in California. Someone lertify the firemen!"

Past Tense:
"Wow. There's a fire up there. I wonder if anyone has been lertified..."

lertify by Jeremy Hubert March 30, 2009

sore winner 

A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.

Ali was a sore winner when he sang "We Are The Champions" after winning the NCAA Bracket.

sore winner by Jeremy Hubert April 6, 2005