Obamamobile

Barack Obama's means of street transportation. It was a 15 MPG, HEMI-powered, V8 Chrysler 300C. Then he got caught being a hypocrite after lecturing Detroit.

"For years, while foreign competitors were investing in more fuel-efficient technology for their vehicles, American automakers were spending their time investing in bigger, faster cars" May 7, 2007, the Detroit Economic Club

The new Obama is an environmentalist and conserver of fossil fuels. The Hemi was traded in order to keep his supporters from having an epiphany that he is just another politician. The current Obamamobile is a Ford Escape Hybrid.

If he loses look for the next Obamamobile to have over 400hp and will be traded in for something more efficent around late 2011. Just in time for the 2012 election cycle.
The Obamamobile does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

There's Barack hiding his gas guzzling Obamamobile in garage before reporters see it.

When evil lurks in the dark streets of Chicago Barack is there. He arrives at the scene to take care of trouble in his Hemi powered Obamamobile.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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99%

A term used by the occupy wall street protesting the bankers who are considered the 1%, the super rich. 99% refers to the struggling working class. Oddly only bankers and a few CEOs are considered the bad 1%. No one protest celebrities that often make hundreds of times more than their camera man, assistants, writers or a person selling beer at sporting events. Some may argue they have little effect on the common man but when Leno and Letterman make over 35 million a year (despite low ratings) advertisers or the network have to pay more. The workers will get less, more work, let go or outsourced.

Example of those super rich in 1% no one wants protest:
Michael Jordan, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Oprah, 50 cent, Barry Manilow, Katie Couric, Kobe Bryant, Dr. Phil, Dr. House, Jeff Gordon, Sam Waterston, Barbara Walters, IMUS, Adam Sandler, Seth Macfarlane, Tiger Woods, Ted Danson and hundreds more.
Brian Williams said with a sad face "the rich keep getting richer while the 99% make less" but he makes twelve million year reading a teleprompter. More than most bankers for working 22 minutes a day. Comes out to about 100k a night. His assistant is likely in the 99%.

Dr. Phil spent 500k on his son's wedding. Then put an ad out needing a assistant from the 99%. Pay? 8 dollars an hour.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. December 17, 2011
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Chris Wallace

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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