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Police

A group of people sworn to uphold the law. Unfortunately the only way to be a truly honest member of the police is to know nothing about fellow police.

Joe felt he was an honest policeman, even though he knew:

Officer X was protecting two drug houses
Officer Y has sex in his cruiser.
Officer Z said he was patrolling and was really at his house playing Xbox.
Officer Z also kept a sack of weed and .357 magnum he found in a suspects car.

Joe said he is honest. One has to wonder if Joe know he would have been fired for failing to reporting 1% of what he has seen in the private sector.
Joe is with the police. He told me he is honest. Then again he never reported witnessing Officer X planting evidence five times. By his on admissions half the department is shady.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. December 20, 2011
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ObamaVision

The pro Obama Spin on MSNBC. In ObamaVision politicans or hacks that bring up black voter and white voter breakdowns are called racist by Chris Matthews who claims to be above it. Yet it was pointed out by other guest he'll be bring up race for hours during primary coverage. He almost cried while dening this. Later that night he told America how whites and blacks are voting.
Dude: Want to watch Hardball with Chris Matthews?

Guy wants to punch Keith Olbermann: Turn it to Fox or CNN. I can't take this ObamaVision.
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Obamamobile

Barack Obama's means of street transportation. It was a 15 MPG, HEMI-powered, V8 Chrysler 300C. Then he got caught being a hypocrite after lecturing Detroit.

"For years, while foreign competitors were investing in more fuel-efficient technology for their vehicles, American automakers were spending their time investing in bigger, faster cars" May 7, 2007, the Detroit Economic Club

The new Obama is an environmentalist and conserver of fossil fuels. The Hemi was traded in order to keep his supporters from having an epiphany that he is just another politician. The current Obamamobile is a Ford Escape Hybrid.

If he loses look for the next Obamamobile to have over 400hp and will be traded in for something more efficent around late 2011. Just in time for the 2012 election cycle.
The Obamamobile does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

There's Barack hiding his gas guzzling Obamamobile in garage before reporters see it.

When evil lurks in the dark streets of Chicago Barack is there. He arrives at the scene to take care of trouble in his Hemi powered Obamamobile.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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Chris Wallace

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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