the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.
True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008
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Obamamobile

Barack Obama's means of street transportation. It was a 15 MPG, HEMI-powered, V8 Chrysler 300C. Then he got caught being a hypocrite after lecturing Detroit.

"For years, while foreign competitors were investing in more fuel-efficient technology for their vehicles, American automakers were spending their time investing in bigger, faster cars" May 7, 2007, the Detroit Economic Club

The new Obama is an environmentalist and conserver of fossil fuels. The Hemi was traded in order to keep his supporters from having an epiphany that he is just another politician. The current Obamamobile is a Ford Escape Hybrid.

If he loses look for the next Obamamobile to have over 400hp and will be traded in for something more efficent around late 2011. Just in time for the 2012 election cycle.
The Obamamobile does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

There's Barack hiding his gas guzzling Obamamobile in garage before reporters see it.

When evil lurks in the dark streets of Chicago Barack is there. He arrives at the scene to take care of trouble in his Hemi powered Obamamobile.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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Culture

Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in newspeak.
Dick: The buzz term was diversity but now it's culture. That's culture bob! Make sure to tell prospective associates about the unique culture here a Low Pay Corp. A new culture better than at Working Associates Off the Clock Inc.'s new culture. I don't know what it hell it means but say it repeatedly and waste at least 45 minutes of their time talking about. We got a memo from the dumbass boss telling us to do so.

Bob: He's running the place into the ground so how can this be wrong? We still pay 7 bucks an hour right?

Dick: That's the culture here.

This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates. Most people in America that are called associates make well under 10 bucks an hour but some where bullshitters decided to market that they are partners.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. October 15, 2008
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Chris Wallace

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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