awk

it means cool as shit, rad, fucking cool, NOT awkward, or to party hard.

Those fuckin boots are awk as fuck.

by Jeremiah November 21, 2006

schmiggles

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)

When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

shart

a wet fart
a combination of a shit and a fart

I just sharted

by Jeremiah May 06, 2004

the ptb

Stands for The Powers That Be.
A term used in the tv show Angel, when talking about about the good guys. The PTB didnt exactly live on the same plane of existance as earthlings.

Angel worked for the PTB until the end of season 4.

by Jeremiah January 23, 2005

backwards

A dance held at South Pasadena High School on March 19, 2005.

Yes Lucy, I will go to Backwards with you.

by Jeremiah March 04, 2005

claret

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

by jeremiah September 01, 2003

ice skater

One who skates on ice. If professionaly or semi-professionaly usually to music and including some high-skilled tricks.

She is an ice skater

by Jeremiah December 20, 2004