11 definitions by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr.
Todd: I didn't know Barack Obama belonged to a racist church and goes out of his way not to wear an American lapel pin.
Chuck: Are you sorry you voted for him?
Todd: Yeah.
Chuck: Call the DNC and tell them you changed your mind.
Todd: Thanks! I will!
Chuck: Dumbass.
Chuck: Are you sorry you voted for him?
Todd: Yeah.
Chuck: Call the DNC and tell them you changed your mind.
Todd: Thanks! I will!
Chuck: Dumbass.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:
Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!
Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)
Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!
He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!
Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)
Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!
He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.
Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Keith Olbermann: Me neither.
Guest: What a dumbass!
Chris Matthews: You are banned.
Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.
Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Keith Olbermann: Me neither.
Guest: What a dumbass!
Chris Matthews: You are banned.
Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.
Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. April 15, 2008
Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008