Jennifer Lankenau's definitions

Spolgize

spoll-jize A reluctant apology, as in "I suppose I apologize". Insincere atonement.

Impressed by my quick wit and cleverness, my conversation companion quickly informed me that what I had said was rude and insensitive. I disagreed, and thusly spolgized.

by Jennifer Lankenau August 17, 2006

frumptable

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007