Definitions by Jen H
cockmatized
When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009
Spelp
Spam + Yelp = Spelp
When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.
This term was derived by Boston Yelpers
When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.
This term was derived by Boston Yelpers
Person 1: Did you see the reviews for <insert business name here>? Looks like a spelp to me, what do you think?
Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.
Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.
Person 2: Already on it.
Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.
Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.
Person 2: Already on it.
Spelping
Spam + Yelping = Spelping
When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.
This term was derived by Boston Yelpers
When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.
This term was derived by Boston Yelpers
Person 1: Did you see the reviews for <insert business name here>? Looks like spelping to me, what do you think?
Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.
Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.
Person 2: Already on it.
Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.
Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.
Person 2: Already on it.
Orange Head
Account on Yelp.com that does not have a photo associated with it, resulting in the default photo of an outline of a person (which is orange).
Person 1: You need a photo
Person 2: I'm working on it!
Person 1: You're a total orange head right now, you know that, right?
Person 2: I put up a picture... happy?
Person 1: Very. Now write more so you can be elite.
Person 2: I'm working on it!
Person 1: You're a total orange head right now, you know that, right?
Person 2: I put up a picture... happy?
Person 1: Very. Now write more so you can be elite.
Orange Head by Jen H December 16, 2008