Definitions by Jehc Reed

like a hobo on a ham sandwich 

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

like a hobo on a ham sandwich by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

rumpo 

Derived from the van in the GTA game series

Verb: to go beyond being the worst at something
Adjective: worthless
Noun: someone who sucks at everything

Well Brandon maybe if you didn't rumpo at playing this game maybe you would win.

Billy scoffed at his rumpo friends as they endlessly reminded him his sisters were hot.

Since Alex is a rumpo, he knew his life would be meaningless.

rumpo by Jehc Reed June 14, 2005