Jeff Ward's definitions

BYOBBB

Bring your own beer, bud, and bitch.

Yo, my party's this weekend! BYOBBB!

by Jeff Ward March 30, 2008

Drag Shoot

When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.

Charmin Ultra is the best material.

Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!

by Jeff Ward December 9, 2007