Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

brownoser

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

by Jeff D April 23, 2003