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Definitions by Jeff D

humpty dumpty 

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
humpty dumpty by Jeff D April 19, 2003

bungtongue 

When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.
"I was eating her ass but ended up with a case of bungtongue."
bungtongue by Jeff D April 19, 2003

clit doorbell 

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"
clit doorbell by Jeff D April 19, 2003