Definitions by Jeff Aalms

Homosexist

A belief popular among tools and 13 year old pre-pubescent skater punks in which lesbians are hot while gays are not.

Pre-pubescent skater punk 1: ZOMG! those leziunz r soooo hot!!!1!!

Passerby: Stop being so homosexist.

Homosexist by Jeff Aalms June 20, 2009

Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

Shower Tissue by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008