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President of the United States from 2000 to 2004, re-elected in 2004. Known to be hated and blamed for the economy of the years he is/was president. Keeps Michael Moore in a job. His father, George H. W. Bush, believes Athiests are not citizens of the United States (apparently, Freedom of Religion swooped directly over his head.) Can't seem to find Weapons of Mass Destruction anywhere.
"It's your money, you payed for it." -George W. Bush
by Jeebus McChrist February 19, 2005

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A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist March 28, 2006

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A popegasm is what a smattering of nuns will engage in after the zombocolypse. Generally, popegasms are defined as being very light, although there are a few cases of heavy and even overdone popegasm.
"After the zombocolypse, the smattering of nuns engaged in light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

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