Definitions by Jedediah
Emily
Emily is the most beautiful human being ever nothing can come close to how amazingly magnificent ahe is her boyfriend loves her
Emily your fucking incredible
Gascist
Someone who hates Festivus. Someone who refuses to attend festivus because they are afraid of being offended during the Airing of Grievances. A festivus-hating fascist.
Man, Shaun and James are such Gascists. Can't they leave their personal problems at home and just enjoy the holidays?