celery man

When you're a hard working man at a 9 to 5 job, but your salary is low and you subsist on celery.
When it comes to my job, I'm not a salary man... I'm a celery man.
by Jean-Luc Picard... June 07, 2019
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Overgraduate

A second undergraduate degree, obtained after fully completing a previous (more worthless) undergraduate degree.
It took me 4 years to get an undergraduate degree in Chemistry, but now that I realize the job market for the pure sciences is total shit and I failed to get into medical school, I am pursuing an overgraduate degree in Software Engineering so I can be taken seriously in that industry and finally be able to put food on the table.
by Jean-Luc Picard... June 16, 2018
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