Definitions by Jaymz Kilmister

Dietaria Nervosa 

An compulsive, obsessive, unhealthily obsession with ‘healthy eating’. Soon to be an ADA recognized disability. Another form of anorexia.

Bobbie Jo: Jill can’t stop taking about probiotics.
Me: Its dietaria nervosa.

Dietaria Nervosa by Jaymz Kilmister July 11, 2023

The 1776 Club 

The 1776 Club was originally formed on July 4th, 1776.
Founding members include Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock.
The traditions of the founders have remained preserved throughout history. A flame kept alive by a secret few.
Until now.

Global Authoritarians beware.
We are the 1776.

See sign ‘Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.’
He’s part of The 1776 Club
Or
He’s a 76er

‘I hate fascists, nazis, and the FDIC.’
He’s with The 1776 Club

The 1776 Club by Jaymz Kilmister April 12, 2023

Tropical Depression 

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.

Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.

Tropical Depression by Jaymz Kilmister August 9, 2021

spermatarium 

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.

I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.

spermatarium by Jaymz Kilmister August 7, 2021

reverbagise 

To re-word a document so that it remains the same but looks entirely different.

Usually the reverbagised document is submitted to the same person(s) as the original.

‘Can you reverbagise the proposal? Corporate has been up my ass lately.’

reverbagise by Jaymz Kilmister July 15, 2021

splatterville 

(N) A place any man worth his scrotum will take a date. Usually a woman kneels on the ground naked with her mouth open like a baby bird. The moment a dude busts a nut all over her face and tits she’s visiting splatterville.

‘Welcome to splattervile dirty bird..’

‘Dude, I took your wife to to hair salon. On the way back we stopped in splatterville.’

Julie and her friends got a weekend pass to splatterville.

‘Baby, can we go to splatterville again tonight? I’m hungry.’

splatterville by Jaymz Kilmister May 31, 2021

Bidened

(V) - to soil ones self in public. Usually followed by the phrases ‘Come one man!’, ‘Cornpop was a bad dude’ or ‘You ain’t black’.

(Adj) Piss Poor quality. Something rationally incomprehensible in its lack of intrinsic value.

(V) ‘Dude, he bidened himself at homecoming’

(Adj) That ‘68 Camaro is so bidened that Christ himself couldn’t make sense of it’

Bidened by Jaymz Kilmister April 23, 2021