Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.
1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh
by Jay C January 14, 2005
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wha-pssh!

the sound you make when you pretend to hit someone
Hey John! Wha-pssh!
by Jay C September 22, 2003
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