1 definition by Jay Sneezie

Freight Train

I large alcoholic man who loves to drink Kharkov. You will find this mysterious creature on the futon in his room. He is usually watching star trek or scrubs. If you are lucky you will be able to spot him migrating from the room to the bathroom. When in the bathroom you can hear the furious roars coming out of his ass from all the way down the hall. When he needs some lovin he looks to 27 year old hood rats. BEWARE!!! If you catch him in a drunken stooper he will most likely be covered in pretzels and will pass out when you least expect it. If he does pass out in front of you kick him in the nuts(they will most likely be exposed) then pretend to call the cops.

Freight Train you trashed the room last night!!
Freight Train get the hell out of my room!
Freight Train you are one hot piece of ass

by Jay Sneezie September 18, 2007