Jay Colon's definitions

Hobosexual

A person who is attracted to a homeless man or woman.

The school principle was a hobosexual.

by Jay Colon December 15, 2016

Egg Person

A person that appears to be an egg with short, waddling legs and flabby arms and can float on the surface of water. This person is basically an egg with pants.

The Egg Person waddled towards me.

by Jay Colon November 28, 2016