penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Boredom Struck

1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.

2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.

Man. I'm boredom struck.. help?

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005