Jay's definitions

Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 28, 2003

Your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

J:you're an ass!
A:Yea well... so's your face

G:you arse licker
A:Yea well... so's your face

by Jay December 29, 2003

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

deus ex

The biggest mispronounced word in gaming history.

It's not pronounced deuce-ex dumbass ... it's pronounced de-us ex

by Jay January 7, 2004

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 8, 2004

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

bobblehead

a girl that sucks so much dick that her head is refered as a bobblehead

that girl was on me wit a bobblehead!

by Jay January 8, 2004