Definitions by Jason Ramos

Murf 

To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor

Sally dont touch that shirt, I Murfed with it

Murf by Jason Ramos July 23, 2005

Sockinsplat 

To Ejaculate into a sock

When I ejaculate Its not messy because when I finish I sockinsplat

Sockinsplat by Jason Ramos July 23, 2005