Murf

To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor
Sally dont touch that shirt, I Murfed with it
by Jason Ramos July 08, 2005
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Sockinsplat

To Ejaculate into a sock
When I ejaculate Its not messy because when I finish I sockinsplat
by Jason Ramos July 08, 2005
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