Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jason Piche

vass

If your taint is missing what you would call the vagina/asshole that is there.

The girl with no legs, also lost her taint in the accident, but guys still fuck her vass.

vass by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

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When you do so much good (helping others, donating to charity, ETC.) that it actually excites you.

"I've done so much good... I have a soul boner." -- Neil Patrick Harris from How I Met Your Mother.

Soul Boner by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

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A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

ass duck by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

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To turn it on you've got to hit that dooflicker over there.

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to give a swift rogering, jolt, bump. Usually associated with a woman and her shaking the dice methods. Also can apply to boob groping.

When I was ready to finish I asked her to jostle me so I could get maximum enjoyment.

jostle by Jason Piche November 2, 2005

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The act of using one's fingers to perform sexual acts. Usually associated with the female vagina.

Stew and Erin had not had sex yet, but Stew often utilized the fingerplow which met her desires.

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