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Definitions by Jason Gudasz

Melatonous 

(adj.) Melatonin-like, causes sleep to happen

(muh-LA-toe-nis)
"Why did you fall asleep in the middle of my story?"
"I'm sorry Linda, but I find your voice to be melatonous."
Melatonous by Jason Gudasz February 21, 2021
Orgasm caused by wasting money in the hippest way possible.

How you pronounce it depends on your economic status.
An open-air tapas bar on top of a skyscraper? And the bathroom faucet streams Pellegrino? I...I just had a bougasm.

Girl #1: He made my legs shake, the best bougasm I've ever had.
Girl #2: You mean orgasm.
Girl #1: No, we used Courvoisier for lubricant.
Girl #2: Ah.
Bougasm by Jason Gudasz January 13, 2014