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monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.
Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny
by jason January 26, 2004
mugGet the monkey pussymug.

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.
Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina
by Jason February 10, 2003
mugGet the cooter mintmug.

Apocal

Apocal says, "I am he."
by Jason September 5, 2003
mugGet the Apocalmug.

grants head

a person who has a huge head which earth can populate and colonise it.

it was often said that if you see grants head and rub it three times you can get three wishes
man im gonna rub your head like grants head
by jason March 16, 2004
mugGet the grants headmug.

free republic

See Also: Hypocrisy
Free Rebublic is a particularly disgusting web site which is anything but "Free". The excuse made for the rampant censorship which takes place there regularly is most often that it is a privately owned site and thus not obligated to refrain from erasing any trace of thought that goes against it's own grain. OK. Fine. But don't claim that posts aren't erased and ideas aren't censored, because they are. Try a google search for "Free Republic Censorship", or even just "Free Republic". There are plenty of victims of this Orwellian memory hole out there. I know. I'm one of them.
see: www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1330481/posts

I tried to set the record straight for my friend Phil, and I was censored and banned THREE TIMES withing half an hour.
by Jason February 10, 2005
mugGet the free republicmug.

oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.
1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.
by jason October 2, 2004
mugGet the oxesmug.

Cake

cocaine and ketemine
when you mix the two drugs... cocaine and ketamine... you get this batter ...
by Jason February 2, 2005
mugGet the Cakemug.

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