virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 02, 2005

stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

by jason March 19, 2004

ice box

I. A girl that doesnt put out.
II. A girl that has a lack of natural secretions to keep your motion lubricated.

Man your girl friend had an ice box.

by Jason February 06, 2003

zenas

a 16 year old kid that wears glasses and hits on 10 year olds.

"Zenas, does this look good on me?"

by Jason March 27, 2005

rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.

I have to stop at that store and R.W.

by Jason June 07, 2004

Thrice

A post-hardcore band whose really really really ridiculously good looking members include Dustin Kensrue as singer and rythem guitarist, Teppie Teranishi as lead guitarist, Eddie Breckenridge as bass guitarist, and Riley Breckenridge as the drummer. They're talent is second only to their awesome good looks and personality. See also the shit

Thrice > You

by Jason March 01, 2004

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003