Jared White's definitions

gasohol

gasoline thats made purely of alcohol; idiot

"You're such a gasohol, you idiot."

by Jared White October 20, 2002

Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)

"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"

by Jared White July 15, 2008

80-os

"aydios"; adios; bye; Gringo prionunciation of adios

"See ya later" "80-os"

by Jared White November 14, 2002

perv

a pervert

Whoa, dude, stop being a perv

by Jared White October 16, 2002

aidno

i don't know, shortened

"What is the capital of Somalia?" "Aidno"

by Jared White March 26, 2003

oy vey

Jewish exasperated exclamation

I have tons of homework tonight! Oy vey!

by Jared White October 16, 2002

oh shnaps

exclamation used when in awe of someone

"I got a 1600 on the SATSs" "Oh shnaps!"

by Jared White October 17, 2002