Jared Subway's definitions

Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.

Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

by Jared Subway March 3, 2026

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a evil racist doll.

Bro I died and woke in this black evil doll. Total fuckin rhubarb squirty

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a racist doll

Bro I does and woke up today as a black doll. Total rhubarb squirty.

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a racist doll.

Bro I woke up today in a black doll. Total rhubarb squirty.

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026